realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion  

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

bewbin:

meladoodle:

chocolate tastes so much better when its in easter egg form

i bet it tastes eggcellent

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

mads-next-meal:

looking at your dick pics like

image

tic-tac-scented-tree:

katsplanet:

whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

theres like a little mow with each step down the stairs just like
mowmowmowmowmowmowmowmow ohmygod ohmygod youre home

jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

foxnewsofficial:

chrilo:

You were great in This Is The End

:(

foxnewsofficial:

chrilo:

You were great in This Is The End

:(

sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

pastaronironironi:

I found my kindergarten notebook

imaginehanniballecter:

lokiarmygeneral:

imaginehanniballecter:

when you’re a disco instructor and your student is chewing gum during disco class image

Is that Doctor Chilton? 

no its a disco instructor whose student is chewing gum during disco class

aliciaaadanielle:

ellie-smelly:

I love this too much not to post it

Dude when he runs into the wall and it says wrong I just

aliciaaadanielle:

ellie-smelly:

I love this too much not to post it

Dude when he runs into the wall and it says wrong I just