he has slayed for the last time
It’ll never reach there anyway… so i have nothing to worry about
Please, guys, help gerxonimo out, please? It’s incredibly hard to stop self harming, trust me. Whether its a blade, lighter, toothbrush (I used to use it to help me puke), rock (I used it to make me bruise), or any other thing, IT IS HARD! Please, please, please help.
When ur beating ur meat and u hear ur name being called
When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE…
you know, just your regular work week.
i want this to be the only news clip in existence for this time period a thousand years in the future.
@mishacollins: People at #dallascon keep staring at (or near) my crotch! #imnotapieceofmeat!
you say that you love me
but you act like you don’t
you used to adore me laughed at all of my jokes
don’t take this the wrong way
you put me in harm’s way
when we had our first kiss it was your favorite thing
and you weren’t lying when you said it would sting
This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down
"I’m not a tree, I’m a bush."
It’s like poetry for idiots.
oversized jumpers will be the death of me